i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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Why would you put raw chicken into a soup and have it cook in the broth and spread its disgusting pathogens and shit. That’s a chunk of a raw dead animal just floating in your soup 😷
that’s how…. cooking works
Vegans having 0 understanding of food aside, that looks super fucking good.
can you physically feel pain in your heart?
this isn’t a love thing, i just had too much food
How Chill Is Your Sign?
- Aries - No chill. Nope. Uh uh, nada.
- Taurus - Chill af unless you try to take their food
- Gemini - "Imma let you finish, but nah imma never let you finish because i have no fucking chill."
- Cancer - Yeah, no.
- Leo - Can be chill if you give them a mirror but most likely out hunting ur man
- Virgo - Chill on the outside but is having an existential crisis internally
- Libra - The limit does not exist for their chill, the fucking chillest
- Scorpio - They had chill once, but decided to eat its heart because blood
- Sagittarius - Absolutely NO chill, they are fucking rUtHlEsS
- Capricorn - Pretty chill until they diabolically take over the whole goddamn world
- Aquarius - lmfao so chill they are below zero and live with the penguins cuz they're cool af
- Pisces - Chill but mostly cuz they aren't paying attention but not chill cuz they are probably daydreaming ripping u limb for limb RIP
the signs as ...things
- Aries: diplomas & certificates
- Taurus: ...food
- Gemini: minimalist furniture
- Cancer: cozy blankets
- Leo: crowns & diamonds (if i wrote anything else all the Leos would have killed me tbh)
- Virgo: new books which smell AMAZING
- Libra: beautiful outfits
- Scorpio: pointy s.l.a.y.i.n.g eyebrows
- Sagittarius: fairy tale dresses
- Capricorn: expensive & elegant pearl earrings
- Aquarius: rainbows
- Pisces: tumblr blogs
i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
